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YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO ! (:

I realised i had gained weight due to overeating of food.

LOL , seriously , i have been eating twice of mine usual amount :O

Okayy , today lessons were damm freaking stupid .

Esp during phy lessons ,when i was using Jeremy's ipod .

When simon & co started throwing paperballs at me .

Stupid sia , i'm so engrossed with the game that i didn't really care las .

After that they started stealing my things , GRRR ..

So in the end , my pencil case , my rabbit, my shoebag , my waterbottle .

Nothing better to do one , steal my things for what .

ROFL..

Okay reached home @ 5 plus .

Damm early , nothing to do ..

So searched on the net about jokes .

And i found 3 funny one , read it if you wan (:

First joke ;Things parents don't say !

1. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
5. That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
8. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?

10. Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

Second joke ; Job application .

This is an actual job application someone submitted to McDonald's. They hired him.

NAME - Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION - Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY - $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION - Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD - Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY - Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT - My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING - It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK - Any.

PREFERRED HOURS - 1:30 - 3:30 pm, Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here would be, ''Do you have a car that runs?''

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE? Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

Last joke ; Ways to annoy cops

1. Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!" 2. When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit." 3. Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting. 4. Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk. 5. Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it. 6. Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza. 7. Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead. 8. When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead. 9. Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th. 10. When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold me beer for a sec?"